Halloween Costume Ideas 2011
Movies/TV:
Wednesday Addams as a Pan Am flight attendant
ABC executive clutching their Fall lineup, mumbling “WE HAVE TO GO BACK” (get it, because LOST was their last good show…you get it)
Mitch Hurwitz and/or FOX executive dangling a carrot for 4 years (need: stick, string, and rotting carrot - or 10 baby carrots and big carrot).
Hipster Penny (duh)
Internet:
Alec Baldwin (in Jack Donaghy regalia) tweeting incessantly (re: yoga, hot girlfriend, campaign finance reform, pizza)
The new yellow Gmail “Important” flags stuck at random on things you don’t care about (need: post-it flags, no discernible criteria for importance)
Groupon (need: just print out all those Groupons you bought and never used and staple them to your shirt; or just light a bunch of money on fire in a bucket and carry that around)
Bing (need: no costume necessary because no one’s ever gone to bing.com to see what it looks like; just cry, alone in a corner the whole night)
Political:
Post-beer summit, tipsy Obama (need: being a handsome black man in a suit, beer, slurred speech - walk up to anyone dressed as Biden and mumble the words to “C’mon ‘N Ride It (That Train)”)
Chris Christie stress-eating a bucket of KFC during all that attention he didn’t want
Things that are already on my vision board:
Kermit choking Jason Segal.
Jim Henson estate suing Jason Segal for ruining the Muppets for an entire generation.
Jason Segal covered in vengeful, blood-drawing Fraggle Rock Dozers.
